hi my names megan. at this point, i have a problem.

twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

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andifyousmile asked: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send it to ten of your favorite followers ♥

does that mean that i’m one of your favorites? awwww!

okay well 1. i’m pretty great with kids

2. the way i see things is kinda unique and i have a pretty strong sense of myself

3. i dwell in ambiguity (as my best friend’s dad once said) so i can often see things from someone else’s point of view

4. i’m kind of cute i guess

5. i’m feared by a bunch of underclassmen which i consider to be my greatest acomplishment

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

image

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

(Source: gusfriing, via fandomsaremyhorcruxes)

faultinourstarsmovie:

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faultinourstarsmovie:

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aroyalmind:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

^^^^ lmao

official-news:

easternstatic:

official-news:

So, time for an actual fact: 

Studies have shown that if the school week was shortened students’ health would improve by 90% and they’d do better on big test. 

I really want help spreading this to school boards, school is on of the main reasons students are sad and stressed. 

can someone source this cause no one will buy it if the only proof is a tumblr post.

Happy

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jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(Source: lalna, via moniker-padacklyte)

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

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