facts-i-just-made-up:

    Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

    Here’s the previous one.

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  1. egberts:

    driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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  2. idioticteen:

    trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps 

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  3. lesbianvenom:

    lesbianvenom:

    the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

    i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

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  4. thefatgirlblog:

    "All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

    Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

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  5. hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    When the bell goes and your teacher keeps talking

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  6. hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    OMG A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A BUSINESS AND IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT A GROUP OF FERRETS RUNNING ABOUT IN SUITS MAKING CALLS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET YOU’RE WRONG

    (Source: undereyelouisvuittons, via 123abcidkwhatimdoing)

  7. askneppy:

    multipack:

    row row row your boat gently away from me

    Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

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  8. pussyclestroyer:

    sexting like

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  9. (Source: king-funky-fried, via rawrlsy)

  10. shaunofthebread:

    If only more people thought like this.

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